Every day Evan says things that are funny and memorable. The problem is that often by the end of the day I forget what those things are. Here are a few of his most recent gems.
While trying to give him a kiss after changing his diaper - "No kisses, Mommy. When you're pretty you do give me kisses but when you're stinky you don't." "And I'm stinky now?" "Yup." "Why am I stinky?" "You're stinky from your bed. But when you have your pretty dress on, you do give me kisses."
While Bruce was away for the weekend, Evan helped me wrap Christmas presents. I made the mistake of saying "And we wrapped presents for Daddy." Evan's response was "But where is the suitcase, mommy." I tried to play it off like he was talking about the red suitcase in the closet upstairs to which he replied, "No mommy, the green one."
While on the toilet...Obviously! "Here comes more poop...look out!"
Never a dull moment in our house!
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